I most certainly did not literally argue with a woman last Tuesday morning and tell her that I was not pregnant, just fat, and her ask me two times if I was sure. I did not squeezze my fat *** into a way too small under armor undershirt yesterday and go for a walk ( the shirt was so small that i felt like i was going to choke or throw up)....and I most certainly did not take the kids to school in my robe (naked underneath) again this week, nope not me....